Apokalipsa je odgođena vratite se kući

One time for black friday my father calls me and says:
- Listen i ordered a big ass tv but dont tell your mom
- Umm.. ok, but how are you gonna explain it to her?
- We'll tell her that you ordered it for yourself (i dont live with them), and then when you see it you "realize" it's too big for your place and decide to give it to us lol
- Lol ok.
A couple of days later the tv arrives. Mom wasnt home. When she comes home and sees it (still in the box) goes:
- What the hell?
Dad: - Yeah, our son ordered it for his place
Mom: - But it's so big.. could you maybe talk to him and convince him to give it to us?

Ded =))

Neki klimatski aktivist u znak protesta zalijepio je ruku na asfalt. Policija je morala zvati vatrogasce da izrežu asfalt oko ruke da bi aktivista maknuli sa ceste.

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Halogen rain deer.

Bujica blata pomiješana sa vodom kada počne kliziti niz rijeku tako je snažna da pomiče stijene od pola tone.

Cijene u trgovinama na crni petak. And that's how black friday prices work.

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Baš tako. Nisam primjetila da su povoljniji na black friday.

To je konzum radio davno prije nego su počeli reklamirati taj crnio petak u Hrvatskoj.

In 1970, the Navy and Oregon Highway Division used 10,000lbs of dynamite to explode the carcass of a rotting beached whale - thinking that seagulls would eat the smaller pieces. The plan backfired, showering a 1/4 mile blast radius with huge chunks of rotting whale carcass.    

The true story of a runaway black man that survived many days in the swamps to escape his owners and reach the armies sent by Lincoln to free the slaves.

The WEIRD Guns Being Used in Ukraine Right Now



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